doyle

verb used to describe people who are seriously struggling, physically and mentally, often as a consequense of having drunk too much.

Can also mean to go, to have sex, to be confused, can theoretically be used in the place of all other existing verbs.

a: Was Mark really that drunk last night?
b: fuck yeah, he was seriously doyleing!

a: You going out tonight, man?
b: Nah, I was too drunk last night so I'm fucking doyleing today.

a: I'll see you at the party later?
b: sure thing, what time will you be doyleing down there?

a: So did you get to doyle that chick last night?
b: hell yeah, I doyled her on her parents water bed behind the terrarium.

b: Amy's always so confused that she doyles to finish even the simplest of sentences

by flipneckmcgee June 23, 2011

doyle

a complex individual, even to complex to himself. Is usually misunderstood, becaause of the immense bullshit that he speaks that seems to make sense. Is a phycho-genius and make a lot of people think the same.

doyle wtf areyou talking about? wait that does make sense.

by doyle December 5, 2004

doyle

to drop something, especially when someone throws you that item

*you toss your friend the keys and they fail to catch them* "Dude, dont doyle like that"

by etownchick December 29, 2011

doyle

a homosexual of some sort that takes penis into the rectum, usually seen in a sexual position achieved by spraying whipped cream around an anus that is inflammed and is spewing diarrhea, and proptly inserting the penis and thrusting from the pelvis( mostly seen with friends that have the letter k for example Kyle), a pinhead of some sort usually has a pointy head or looks as if thought to resemble frankenstein, very few friends likes fat girls, very attatched to his mother

NO i'm pinhead Doyle!

Yo John stop being such a Doyle.

by ihaveenolifeendlikepenis April 11, 2011

Doyled

In reference to the departure of Jorja Fox's character on ER just leaving without any explanation. It's when a character leaves the show and just isn't mentioned again, but they had a noticably large role prior to it.

"I think they just Doyled Det. Vartann on CSI. I haven't seen him in weeks."

by JannaNylaBernice February 16, 2008

doyling

verb: the act of masturbating using a sock or numerous paper towels
Verb: the act of being a total and complete narcisistic asshole

"dude stop acting like such a doyle"
"oh man she caught u doyling?!?!?!"
"stop doyling and get a life and some new socks"

by Becca1993 January 16, 2010

doyle

Someone who is intelligent, tactful, and is sought after by females around the world. See also handsome.

Wow, look at that incredibly handsome man over there. He is like a total doyle.

by Anonymous February 6, 2005