by Kendallsdaddy October 20, 2017
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A brainless indivisual, or someone also known as a mook. Also used to describe a person that resembles a turd at the same time as performing the same functions as a douche.
by Mappelbaum November 26, 2007
Get the doucheturd mug.Your classic mega douche who refuses perfectly good food on account of class 1 assholery. A douchetarian will find any way they possibly can to be a douche in any and all circumstances adhering to the principles of douchetarinitism.
by Troll Master General November 16, 2011
Get the douchetarian mug.Someone who has obscure dietary requirements, and is sure to make it known to everyone, rather than eating normal food like the rest of the world. ...Because let's face it, it's more than likely that they have no logical reasoning as to why they eat this way.
I'm sorry I can't eat here, I'm a douchétarian. I only eat free-range Kale, organic fish, gluten free cookies, and French fries.
by sherwinre August 2, 2017
Get the Douchétarian mug.Douchetard is a combination of douchebag and retard.
It works on so many levels because, when you are speaking to someone who is both a douchebag and a retard, you certainly don't want to lose any more time than you have to.
As an added bonus for montrealers, douchetard is close enough to Couchetard that you'll say it without even noticing.
It works on so many levels because, when you are speaking to someone who is both a douchebag and a retard, you certainly don't want to lose any more time than you have to.
As an added bonus for montrealers, douchetard is close enough to Couchetard that you'll say it without even noticing.
by popcycles June 21, 2010
Get the Douchetard mug.Contraction. A complete moron who does things that make them out to be more than a douchebag or a retard.
A. "Man, I can't believe he sent you the wrong text message, and it was soooo awful"
B. "I can believe it. He is a douchetard".
B. "I can believe it. He is a douchetard".
by theguruofawesome September 26, 2010
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