by Now U No October 18, 2020
 Get the Lying Dog Face Pony Soldiermug.
Get the Lying Dog Face Pony Soldiermug. dog food face is an insult that is used to people who are so god damn ugly that there face looks like dog food used for people who have bad acne as well.
by spittlz May 14, 2005
 Get the dog food facemug.
Get the dog food facemug. Someone that no matter how much weight they lost or how much plastic surgery they had it still wouldn't help.
by Conster April 12, 2006
 Get the dog food facemug.
Get the dog food facemug. To be honest the most important thing for me in a woman is her face, I'm such a face dog.
I choose my lover on the looks of their face.
Whoa, you're such a face dog~
I choose my lover on the looks of their face.
Whoa, you're such a face dog~
by Monk preaching about Chaos December 5, 2021
 Get the Face Dogmug.
Get the Face Dogmug. when a dog shits on the floor and eats it and then you have to help it by calling that asshole a vet.
by InfernoMoon December 28, 2017
 Get the shit faced dogmug.
Get the shit faced dogmug. by Yahsjdjrjr October 10, 2019
 Get the mole faced dogmug.
Get the mole faced dogmug. When having sex with a female, the placing of a stuffed dog of moderate size on the face of the female.
by squiggles bear May 30, 2010
 Get the dog on yo facemug.
Get the dog on yo facemug.