by Now U No October 18, 2020
dog food face is an insult that is used to people who are so god damn ugly that there face looks like dog food used for people who have bad acne as well.
"jesse mccartney you are a dog food face"
by spittlz May 12, 2005
Someone that no matter how much weight they lost or how much plastic surgery they had it still wouldn't help.
by Conster February 27, 2006
To be honest the most important thing for me in a woman is her face, I'm such a face dog.
I choose my lover on the looks of their face.
Whoa, you're such a face dog~
I choose my lover on the looks of their face.
Whoa, you're such a face dog~
by Monk preaching about Chaos December 05, 2021
when a dog shits on the floor and eats it and then you have to help it by calling that asshole a vet.
by InfernoMoon December 29, 2017
That stupid mole faced dog
by Yahsjdjrjr October 11, 2019
When having sex with a female, the placing of a stuffed dog of moderate size on the face of the female.
by squiggles bear May 30, 2010