Divortion

When your parents get a divorce and an abortion

When you’re pregnant and married and don’t want either

Ah man, I’m really depressed. My parents just got a divortion.

by bearXinsanity December 20, 2017

dirties

another word for the evil stare, mainly used in Australia, New Zealand and also Torres Strait Islands.

Friend 1 - I just walked by and she chucked me the dirties
Friend 2 - What a Bitch!

by ilikepeoplewhoareweird November 17, 2010

Divortion

Combination of Divorce and Abortion.

see Scott Peterson

Scott Peterson divortioned his pregnant wife.

WOW,what a dick!

by that satanic cult bastard!!!!!! December 14, 2004

divortionists

Religious people who go against their religious teachings and mores to get divorced and abort their parenting mission to get away from problem children and problem marriages.

Noun, verb

The state of Utah has the highest rate of homeless gay youth due to divortionistsaborting their parenting duties.

by Freedom1234573 January 23, 2017

Dirtiest Catch

When you finger pop a girl’s asshole then fish hook her in the mouth with the same finger.

« Eh b’y I made dam girl my dirtiest catch «

by Doughboy January 4, 2018

Hectic Dirties

An amalgamation of the words hectic and dirty. The expression originates from Morden, South London. Both words have the same connotation; an expression of amazement.
The words can also be reversed i.e.: "Dirty Hectics" or bastardized i.e.: "Rectic Flirties."

"That shit was hectic dirties!"
"Rahtid Koop that was some frederick flirties"
"Wectic birties!"

by Intense Emcee September 8, 2006

Little Dirties

Ladies of the evening, Sluts, Skanks, Whores!

Dude, there was an army of Little Dirties at that party last night.

by Philly in AZ March 21, 2015