dislexicon

A dictionary of misused Language.

The rapper was stuck for a rhyme so he opened up his Dislexicon.

by Neil Owen May 3, 2006

Distempered Tuna

An angry female.

Damn man, I'm tired of all this distempered tuna around me....all the bitches keep yelling at me!

by Tuna Lover March 6, 2009

dissle

1. ones best friend.

2. a diesel truck.

1.That dude right there's my dissle.

2.That is a nice dissle!

by abaron13 October 28, 2010

dintle

Dintle is a Sotho name meaning beauty, it is usually given to girls. Dintle is basically a very attractive, beautiful soul. She is calm and collected but doesn't tolerate nonsense. She is too large for worry, too strong for fear and too happy to permit the presence of trouble. She talks health and prosperity to every person she meets. She giggles a lot and friendly AF.

Dintle is a rare flower.

by theerarebreed November 10, 2020

dirtless-sanchez

When you walk past a dispenser of alcohol sanitizing agent, you squirt a nice amount into your hand and then slap it across your mark's face, yelling, "Dirtless-Sanchez!"

They can't be too pissed off, after all, you just cleaned their lips for them.

Goofy, spitting nails: "That fuck'in Mickey-- he done got me agin!"
Donald: "What did that goddamn rat do this time?"
Goofy: Well, when I was just walking into the Disney store, Mickey filled his hand with sanitizing gel and slapped it across my face! Then he yelled, 'Dirtless-Sanchez!'"
Donald: "I know! It burned my fucking beak for a full day!"

by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker March 13, 2021

Popo dislexia

Popo dislexia is the thing that happens to you when you don’t know how to write.

It happens because:
-you’re having a breakdown

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-your hands are shaking bc of the breakdown

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-popo

Popo dislexia is affecting me now

by Sksksks hydroflask August 13, 2019

dittle my skittle

To stimulate a woman's clitoris. If you know what you're doing, she'll orgasm, If not you'll have a really sore hand and a pissed off chick.

Oooo baby, you know I love it when you dittle my skittle.

by prettypresley October 4, 2008