Dirty Monkey

When a girl lies on her back legs up & the guy squats(catchers position). While thrusting and yelling like a monkey, the guy discreetly shits in his hand & throws it in her face.

After leaving Marks, Michael took Nancy back to Blake and Sarah's. Where he gave her the Dirty Monkey on there kitchen floor!

by Spainard October 23, 2011

dirty mosquito

It is when a guy eats out a girl on there period. So the guy will be eating blood mixed with a girls bodily fluids.

"Wow, did that girl really let you dirty mosquitoe?"
"Ya, it wasn't that bad."

by Theoddoneout_T February 15, 2017

dirty monroe

When a woman has more game than any man you’ve ever met and you get played like a bitch like you was about to play her

“I really liked her but she pulled a dirty monroe”

by Monroeroe June 6, 2019

Dirty Morton

The act of one taking a large sip of coke while simultaneously having their best friend smack their belly in a McDonald's Play Place while doing the floss.

I did a Dirty Morton.

by Beeg nene May 17, 2020

dirty monokuma

When you're short and fall into a puddle or mud looking like an angry chibi bear.

John got into a dirty monokuma yesterday!

by cough cough memes July 29, 2020

dirty moss

When you fuck in the woods and get that moss all over. Also this can cause infections so be careful.

Damn did you hear Josh and James did the dirty moss.

by Moss G June 27, 2021

dirty montoya

when you shit in a girls mouth as shes moaning

i did a dirty montoya to that girl last night

by death that dude November 14, 2021