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Type 1 Diabetes

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The one where your pancreas HATES you !

Having it is a full time job that never really gets taught, it's one you learn on the go, every day has new obstacles. There's no 30 minute breaks or vacations & it comes with a lot of responsibility. You can't quit because it's literally life and death
Well, I have type 1 diabetes and i hate it ! Just want a normal life
by DiabeticDisaster January 28, 2021
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A food, usually a dessert, that contains such a high content of sugar that you feel as though you are developing the onset of diabetes when you consume it.
Hey, have you tried Susan's chocolate, peanut butter, and Oreo flavored donut? It tastes like diabetes.
by mediocremaiden November 3, 2010
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gave me diabetes

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A person so sugary fake sweet that just being around them for 10 minutes can cause the sudden onset of Type 2 diabetes.
Jess is so sugar fake she gave me diabetes.
by KImCobain March 12, 2015
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fat kid diabetes

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Slang for self-induced type 2 diabetes.

Generally caused by drinking a gallon or so of soda per day, shunning vegetables, scarfing down fast food, donuts, candy, and topping it all off with a habit of sitting on ones ass 99% of the time.
Bill: Dude, Big Fat Dan went to the doctor, and guess what?

Jerry: Fat kid diabetes?

Bill: Yes. A SHOCKER, no?

Jerry: Indeed.
by tunnelr@ July 4, 2008
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Diabetes Combo

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The combination of purchasing and consuming two grossly sugary items at a movie theater. This can include a sugary snack such a sour patch, coupled with a large soda or slushee. This is generally followed by an extensive sleeping/shitting session.
Person 1: Dude, Roth just got a Diabetes Combo
Person 2: I know man, he missed the entire second half of Jackass
by thunderjugggs October 23, 2010
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Diabetes Swag

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The swagger that comes from having the genetic condition of diabetes. Comes with epic finger-pricking abilities and fanny pack swag.
*Boy walks by with fanny pack*
Girl: DAMN! Look at the diabetes swag on that mofo!
by needlelife September 11, 2013
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Contagious diabetes

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I specialize in diabetes and people ask "Is type 3 diabetes contagious?" And yes it is very contagious I would recommend that you get a shot to prevent getting type 3 at your local hospital or clinic now
You need to get a shot to prevent contagious diabetes.
by Ryk ifier May 30, 2019
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