diddle

1. Australasian slang for the phallus, often used by small children before they learn more inappropriate pseudonyms for "penis".

2. A word commonly used instead sex.

3. A word used to describe a lack of activity.

4. A word used to describe someone being defeated in any manner.
1. "Wow, that Jared boy has a tremendous diddle!"

2. "Fuck me, i'd love to diddle Susan tonight."

3. The boys diddled about instead of going to class.

4. "Dude, i hear you got diddled in Tae-kwon-do on Saturday!"
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diddles

Verb: To drum like a badass (usually snare)
Noun: Paradiddles, any snare beat.

Drumlineese for paradiddles.
Joe: You workin on your diddles bruh?
Bob: Yeah nilla
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diddle-diddle

diddle-diddle is when you stick your fingers in your ass.
my teacher diddle-diddles al day in class.
by john bailey November 02, 2004
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Diddling

I was diddling at the preschool
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diddle

i rly wanna diddle that boy tonight
by lolnosir September 01, 2012
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Diddle

A group of five or more douchebags.
Watch out for the diddle of douchebags by the door.
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diddled

to be raped by a dinosaur, preferably a t-rex.
Yo man, I was walking home from the subway station last night and I got diddled by some guy in a Barney costume!
by jammer2500 September 16, 2008
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