National dick grab day

National dick grab day is a day where you can grab anybody’s dick for 10 seconds. It is on April 11.

On April 11, national dick grab day, my friend Aviel grabbed my dick and I didn’t care.

by Naor the man April 10, 2019

national dick sucking day

April 12th. A day to treat anyone with a penis to some good ole vacuum seal two hand twist deepthroat top.

In honor of national dick sucking day, Thomas gave his boyfriend Ryan head all night.

by Cotton Candy Apples April 12, 2019

National dick grab day

April 13th, Grab any mans dick all day long

Hey kary how many dicks did you grab today? It’s national dick grab day
I grabbed 13!
Wow

by Bobbybrown666 April 11, 2018

International dick grab day

On April 17 all women have to grab atleast one mans cock today.

Quick grab his dick its International dick grab day

by PussyBubble April 15, 2018

National dick punch day

National dick punch day is a day we’re girls get the opportunity to punch some dicks. February 25-27 are dick punch days.

Hey Jessica it’s national dick punch day. Let’s go punch some dicks.

by Booty bandit February 26, 2019

National dick sucking day

On April 13th, Homo sapiens of the female sex have the ability to engulf as much penis as physically possible, without and repercussions

Fuck, my girl gave my brother head last night but I had to let it pass cause it was National Dick Sucking Day.

by Wagnax April 13, 2019

National Dick Punch Day

On April 7th, when all girls get their asses slapped by horny guys, you can punch them in the dick! This was holiday was created specifically so girls wouldn't feel harassed ever April 7th.

Sharron:Oh fuck Stacy. Aaron just slapped my ass.

Stacey: Go punch his dick! It's national Dick Punch Day!

by Aaronfrommeangirls April 7, 2017