Sarah: Melissa says she has bipolar disorder, dissociative disorder, and generalized anxiety disorder.
Heather: Melissa is such a diagnosis whore!
Heather: Melissa is such a diagnosis whore!
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Get the Self diagnosed mug.The act of searching medical websites to match real or imagined symptoms in oneself or ones friends and family. This automatically makes the searcher a medical expert and this person is usually known for their hypochondriac tendencies and uncanny abilities to drive you nuts.
Woman A: (cough) "I'm not feeling so hot."
Woman B: "Do you have shortness of breath and a fever?"
Woman A: "Mayyyybe.... I feel a little warm..."
Woman B: "Let me do some internet diagnosing on WebMD....Oh my god!! You have Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis! We've gotta get you to the emergency room!"
Woman B: "Do you have shortness of breath and a fever?"
Woman A: "Mayyyybe.... I feel a little warm..."
Woman B: "Let me do some internet diagnosing on WebMD....Oh my god!! You have Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis! We've gotta get you to the emergency room!"
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Get the Internet Diagnosing mug.someone who 100 percent definitely has a mental illness because they want to have one for some dumb reason and any attempts to say they don't are absolutely false for some reason because 14 yr old white girls are terrifying and you must never argue with them.
white girl: I have self-diagnosed depression
Normal person: No you don't
White girl: You dare oppose me mortal?
Normal person: No you don't
White girl: You dare oppose me mortal?
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Anya: I'm agnostic, too!
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Person 1: I know these Siamese twins who think the existence of God is unknowable.
Person 2: Ah, yes, another case of diagnosticism.
Anya: I'm agnostic, too!
Thomas: That makes us a diagnostic!
Person 1: I know these Siamese twins who think the existence of God is unknowable.
Person 2: Ah, yes, another case of diagnosticism.
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