Dewey Dance

a dance when you march in place and swing your arms up and down like a stationary soldier. Cane be performed to music ranging from tunes such as "All i want for christmas is you" to "Lean back" with "What it is to burn" in between.

That nigga in the club was just standin there doin the dewey dance.

by S wizzle and P hizzle November 22, 2004

Dewey'd

Adj. Word used to describe a situation caused by an individual who was once tite; however, due to unfortunate circumstances, and a Visitation girl, the person is totally consumed by the girl and completely ditches his friends all the time. Thus, the situation is Dewey'd.

Person 1: Yo, my man is gunna chill with us tonight and it's gunna be so fun.
Person 2: Nah, he's with some bitch now and is gunna ditch us.
Person 1: Ah man, we got Dewey'd again.

by a mad guy January 16, 2007

James Dewees

1. Leader of the band Reggie & The Full Effect, keyboard player of The Get Up Kids, drummer of Coalesce, along with various other projects.
2. The coolest man on the planet.

"I went to see Reggie because James Dewees is the fucking man."

by Kenny August 8, 2004

Morning Dewey

A morning dewey is when you jizz all over your friends face while they are sleeping or are passed out from consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

Asshole #1: "How was your morning sunshine?"

Asshole #2: "Fucking shit. I was super hungover and I woke up with a morning dewey on face. It had dried up and I couldn't fucking open my eyes. It was the worst."

Asshole #1: "Hahaha, I was the one who gave you the morning dewey. I'm so awesome"

Asshole #2: Go fuck yourself.

by Ola G. October 20, 2010

The Dewey Decimal

The Dewey Decimal is a sex act where the male member is a book that needs to be returned to the shelf (his partner). He is blindfolded so she must lead the way by shouting where to go... This is an intensive and mentally stimulating foreplay option that requires knowledge of the human reproductive systems. Commands shouted must be in an alphabetical order (for example: bazongas, lips, vagina, etc.) This leaves no room for creativity but a lot of room for a good ole saucy evening of "categorical book organizing."

After indulging in feminist science fiction novels, the young, passionate couple engaged in a riveting night of coitus including an aggressive round of The Dewey Decimal.

by LOLITA April 25, 2012

Dewey Riley

Dewey Riley (also known as "Dwight" Riley) was the deuteragonist of the film series "Scream". He was the town's deputy until the events of Scream 4 where he became the town's sheriff. He was also the husband of Gale Weathers but divorced her somewhere after the events of Scream 4. In Scream 5 he was stabbed and killed after he attempted to shoot the killer in the head meaning that the other legacy characters ( Sydney Prescott and Gale Weathers) are the only remaining surviving victims of the "Woodsboro" murders.

Person 1: Hey bro did you hear?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Dewey Riley died in the new Scream movie.
Person 2: Damn bro

by r@tsbm8s August 4, 2022

Dewey

An inconvenient boner that must be displayed proudly:

Generally occurs- right before the bell rings; right when a teacher calls you to the board; as you are pulling on to Dewey Ave.

Adam: You're not gonna believe this, I got a Dewey right before the bell rang.
Chris: Ah man thats the worst.
Adam: No that's not the bad part, the girl in front of me bent over to pick up her purse, I didn't see her and my Dewey rubbed against her.

Jon: In math this morning I got a Dewey as the teacher was calling people to the board and of course she picks on me.
Sean: Aw damn, what'd you do?
Jon: I sported that shit proudly, what else are you supposed to do?

Pat: Guys. I have a confession to make. Every day when I turn on Dewey Ave on the way to school I get a Dewey. I don't know what it is but its like my cock just knows where it is. I can't help it. I've even tried taking different routes but it can sense when I'm turning on Dewey. It's ruining my life.

by Habitual Deweyer April 18, 2010