Dendraphiliac

Someone who likes girls named after trees

Ross is a dendraphiliac and loves Acacia because she possibly has dendrites.

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Dendrophilia

people like me who walkie talkie girls and tell them that i am humping the trees and getting my grove on

i humped this tree one time and there was seaman on it when i left i dont know if i we are expecting a baby because she hasn't responded yet

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A person that is afraid to have sex with trees!

I'm sorry I can't have sex with you in the tree house that tree might rape me and I am Dendrophiliaphobic

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