Damiano David is the hottest man on this motherfucking earth and he can run me over with his car and i'll apologise...also the french song sucked three 12.45 inch blue dicks and he did not do drugs you FUCKING TWO FACED OOMPA LOOMPA BODY ASS BITCH EMPTY ASS BONNET LIAR!!!
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Guy: Dude, Davian got me in the ass with his Laser Vision!!
Guy 2: He crushed me with his pancakes of doom!
Guy: Oh, no he's coming this way!
Guy 2: OH SHIT IT'S OVER!!!!
Guy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Davian: Hey guys sup?
*big explosion*
News report the next day: And only Davian survived.
Guy 2: He crushed me with his pancakes of doom!
Guy: Oh, no he's coming this way!
Guy 2: OH SHIT IT'S OVER!!!!
Guy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Davian: Hey guys sup?
*big explosion*
News report the next day: And only Davian survived.
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