1: i was watching doggie the other day, what an underrated player
2: dude look at that doggie dasher, he‘s beating fucking acheron rn bro
2: dude look at that doggie dasher, he‘s beating fucking acheron rn bro
by Balls man 1983 July 28, 2023

by Noahdictionaryguy November 20, 2023

A very fast person, usually associated with boys of Asian descent, who immediately runs as fast as possible from women after a night together.
"Dasher" can also be used as an adjective to describe someone with multiple girlfriends, but avoids (dashes away from) the truth.
"Dasher" can also be used as an adjective to describe someone with multiple girlfriends, but avoids (dashes away from) the truth.
Person 1: "You know that kid, Li? He's gone through like 50 girls but now he totally avoids all of them!"
Person 2: "What a fucking dasher."
Person 1: "He even says he's single right now even though he's always snapping girls pics of his junk!"
Person 2: "Ugh. Don't bother with dashers."
Person 2: "What a fucking dasher."
Person 1: "He even says he's single right now even though he's always snapping girls pics of his junk!"
Person 2: "Ugh. Don't bother with dashers."
by socratesthemusician April 8, 2023

by ria hcnep May 21, 2020

where a male friend said he need to use the toilet, but you find him using your bathroom to drop his kegs and slap his sausage silly desiding to change the colours of your bathroom walls a bit..
PS. Normally denied by the victim
PS. Normally denied by the victim
Dennis-"hey jonnny i need to use your bathroom, gaging for a banging shit"
Jonny- "ok mate"
a few minutes later....
Jonny- " whats taking him so long and I need a fucking piss, better check on him"
Jonny walks upstairs and hears some weird slapping sound from the bathroom...
Jonny- "DENNIS you dirty bastard, you little bathroom dasher"
Dennis- " I wasn't I'm washing my hands"
Jonny- " More like your Ipod you dirty bastard my mum is in and my nana is over"
Jonny- "ok mate"
a few minutes later....
Jonny- " whats taking him so long and I need a fucking piss, better check on him"
Jonny walks upstairs and hears some weird slapping sound from the bathroom...
Jonny- "DENNIS you dirty bastard, you little bathroom dasher"
Dennis- " I wasn't I'm washing my hands"
Jonny- " More like your Ipod you dirty bastard my mum is in and my nana is over"
by FilthyFucker July 2, 2011
