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Put your dick in it

Used when someone cooks a meal that taste delicious. Used in the same fashion as “put your foot in it”.
“Damn this ziti slaps! You put your dick in it

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by Sturdy McGreengo November 16, 2021
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Go shove a match in your dick and light it!

A meaner version of prases like "Go jump in the lake!"

Note "it" can, depending on the circumstances, refer to either the dick or the match.
Guy: "Will you make me a sandwich?"
Girl: "Go shove a match in your dick and light it!"
Guy: "Should I light the match or my dick?"
by CowManCheeseBall September 9, 2012
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Butter my dick and stick it in a turkey.

An expression of extreme disbelief or shock.
Obama hasn't been lynched yet? Well butter my dick and stick it in a turkey.
by obamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 1, 2009
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