Big Cum Stain

The thing you don’t want your grandma to see

Grandma:What is a Big cum stain
You:Something that happens after I finish jerking off

by Costas House November 28, 2019

Upper lip cum stain

it a derogatory to example what an ass or bitch your being like a guy who miss the chick's mouth when he was cuming and let her past out with the cum still on her upper lip.

Art: You were such a damn upper lip cum stain, for not waiting for me

Joni: Sorry, I tired to text you but your phone is being an upper lip cum stain again

by Art Valentine November 2, 2012

hog breath cum stain fuck nut

derogatoryword, used to insult some wierd fullah who did some wierd shit

you hog breath cum stain fuck nut!! why would you do your sister like that?

by [e-mail] August 2, 2006

textbook cum-stain

A textbook cum-stain is the visible splotch of cum spot left on a guy's textbook after he jacks off in class.

I remember having a lot of textbook cum-stains on my books in highschool. I still have some of them!

by USAF Cadet January 19, 2021

Zero Cum Stain

Like a Zero Sum Game but with more cum.

Bro, I'd like you to cum on my hat right now but it would leave a mark, and that would negate the pleasure I'd derive. I suppose we're in a Zero Cum Stain

by Waterbury December 12, 2020

ethan la fon cum stain

Ethan la fon cum stain is the man that is known for being covered by so much cum that he's as white as zach Ghazzi

Is that The Ethan La Fon Cum Stain?
Yes

by The man that eats cum February 26, 2022

Political Cum Stain

1. N. An annoying-ass adolescent piece of shit who always argues about politics, and usually hates everyone. See also: David.

2. N. The cum stain on the ass of a 12 year old girl. See also David.

Guy 1: Dude, you know who I hate more than Jeremy?
Guy 2: No who?
Guy 1: No one!
Guy 2: What about that kid David... hes such a Political Cum Stain!

by Thedeadhead04 May 17, 2008