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cum guzzling road whore

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A dirty, dirty slut who looks like she's been rode hard and put away wet one too many times. Usually willing to guzzle cum at any time for a shot of Jager and a cigarette.

Quite frequently this person lives in a trailer and responds to the name Misty or Crystal.
That sorority chick passed out in the bushes is a cum guzzling road whore.

Hoggie the Lebens is a cum guzzling road whore.
by Lynch is your Keith February 5, 2004
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A female that swills semen for fun and/or profit.
She has to have a cock in her mouth at all times. She's a cum-guzzling gutter whore!
by Phil Buster April 2, 2012
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Cum-guzzling MTV whore

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A whore give gives alot of head, and listens to MTV. When Good Charlotte come on they immidiately fall in love with one of the members and think that they are all of a sudden 'Goth', 'Emo' or 'Hardcore'... They're not.
"OMG! i GaVe AsH sOmE gOoD hEd LaSt NiTe, ThEn I wEnT hOmE aNd WaTcHeD MtV. HaVe U hErD dA aNfEm By GoOd ShArLoT? ItS dA bEsSt!"
"OmG u ArE sUcH a GoFf. CoOl!"
"I nO! lEtS gO oN dA nEt N aStOuNd eVrEe1 wIv OuR gOfFnEsS!"
by Aloe Vera August 15, 2004
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Why, you of course!
You, sir, are a Cum-slurping gutter whore
by UsedPizza May 20, 2016
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1. Usally a female from the midwest, who hangs outside roadhouses in order to claim her fill of cum. In rare occurrances, some may be male of not from the midwest.

2. An insult used by a select few people, usually from Montana.
1. "Dude, i got head from this cum guzzling roadhouse whore, it was AWESOME!!!"

2. "You cum guzzling roadhouse whore" said Spencer to his gf's son.
by Jack's Fat Ass July 21, 2009
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A young promiscuous lady whom resides within the gutters of the city limits. She enjoys the taste of man cheese in her mouth, sometimes even from multiple men and loves the feeling as it slides down her throat. Can sometimes be associated with bukkake.
Omg check out that Cum-guzzling-gutter-whore, me and my buddy Rico tapped that shit last week, i sprayed my junk all down her mouth and she gulped every last drop.
by skankbaggger69 March 31, 2009
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cum burpping road whore

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A slutty ass bitch that runs around sucking ever dick with a lil'Devil lettuce in his pocket. - a chick that has swallowed so many loads she belch's n purps cum bubble's
Shannon gave me some head then burnt all my icky sticky then that cum burpping road whore grabbed my beer and bounced!
by Donkey Barn's April 14, 2017
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