by salad face March 14, 2007

Long green vegetables that can be used in salads or as a dildo. Common among stuck-up jill-offs and crotchety old ladies.
by RatchetBoo June 20, 2003

Dangerous dildo for one who is gay. Emergency rooms report numerous cases were aggresive users got carried away with the veggie, had it slipout of their hands, and turn sideways in the colon. Only a doctor could remove it.
The embarrassment of having the cucumber removed from LeRoy's ass was worse than the medical procedure it took to retrieve the lost veggie.
by Richard Black May 1, 2005

To get a cucumber and forcefully shove it up a hole on a humanoid and wiggle or rub in a up and down motion until it is very moist then licking it
by Jimcucumberbatchman March 27, 2017


a person who is absolutely hammered,locked, a mess, in a looban,really ridiculously drunk but merry all the same
by anniston February 15, 2010

Fran, you're a whore to use that cucumber like that. Use it like this instead.
Man, I wanna cucumber that bitch real bad
Man, I wanna cucumber that bitch real bad
by Crackajak October 17, 2008
