Cuban Sasquatch

The act of dumping onto your partners chest, then shaving the male anal pubes rolling it in the faeces on the partners to form a cigar shape and then leaving this to dry. Once dry you place the fresh cuban sasquatch up the male or female's anal passageway leaving some hanging out the end for you to set alight.

Man last night was mad I gave Denise a cuban sasquatch before bed and she loved it.

by manwithoutaspacebar October 18, 2010

reverse cuban sasquatch

A term used for when a partner during sex shits on the other partners chest, gracefully trims pubes off from the other partner, then precedes to wrap the hairy shit with a piece toilet paper, then takes the shit wrap and sticks it in the partners butthole...usually in a guy named Brandon Sayre

Damn I gave that Reverse Cuban Sasquatch good to him last night

by The-Big-D November 4, 2013

The Cuban Shuffle

The action of shuffling cars around in a driveway or elsewhere to get the one car that is stuck in front out. Usually takes two or more people.

<scene> guys chilling early friday night with some beers>>>

Cory: Yo I got to leave
Sam: Dude... its still early and mikes blocking you in.
Cory: Hey mike i need you to help me do the cuban shuffle so i can go.
Mike: pussssss

by samanthagrace August 3, 2012

Cuban Smoke

When a girl farts in your face and you inhale it. Once the gas is in your mouth, you exhale it as you would smoking a cuban cigar.

If you have the latin spice you must say "que rigo" as you exhale.

Inhaling a girls smoke and making it your cuban. Making this your cuban smoke

by SenorBravo November 23, 2011

cuban sandwich

A sandwich, most popular from Tampa, Florida and farther south, made with ham, salami, proscuittini and swiss cheese which is pressed on a sandwich roll, then dressed with mustard and pickles.

On our vacation to Florida, we ate the best cuban sandwiches.

by Bob Noxious November 28, 2003

cuban soup

the act of spraying feces across the chest of another, then smearing it around from neck to stomach. may contain corn pieces, carrots or anything that may not break down from the stomach acids. usually done to mexicans, spanish people or just people of brownish skin

i concured with my friend to give me a cuban soup

by fecalcollector May 5, 2011

Cuban Shower

Like head but more extreme....

Wow, Beth gave me a cuban shower last night...it was amazing.

by CUBAS4YOMAMA December 29, 2008