Clogging Up My Newsfeed

when your on facebook and almost all the newsfeed updates are from one person posting too much things or updating too much photos or what have you.

(this phrase is not limited to facebook, can be used wherever newsfeeds are being overrun by dumb shit being posted)

1: "uh this dumb bitch keeps posting random ass videos & crap idc about, totally clogging up my newsfeed & not letting me see other updates"
2: "why dont you just block all her posts"
1: "nah, what if one day she says something 'useful' to me"
2: "doubt it.. no one on facebook says anything useful"

by IseBox December 29, 2010

A triple well-done cinderblock of artery clogging goodness.

A Egg McMuffin from McDonald's.

Phil: Wow, I just had a triple well-done cinderblock of artery clogging goodness.

Dave: So you stopped by McDonald's this morning?

Phil: You know it!

by bloodi x wolf December 16, 2010

Chogging

What else is there to do whilst spending hours at a charge station with your electric vehicle? Combining Charging and Dogging, the hours pass quickly.

Every Thursday at 10pm, Wayne went Chogging at his local SuperCharger. The dilemma was whether to have the AC on Camp Mode or Dog Mode, he usually did it both ways

by Limbic Candy September 10, 2021

Chogging

Engaging in dogging whilst charging an electric vehicle at a public charge point

Tracey loved going Chogging with Gary in their EV, knowing it was not just their Tesla Model 3 that would be plugged in.

by Limbic Candy January 11, 2022

Terminal Clogging Syndrome

A syndrome where the thought of not having clogs or clogging feel nearly impossible, to relieve its effects its best to have a pair of clogs around or to often clog

Someone I know Stan has terminal clogging syndrome and they cant bear not having clogs or clogging

by MMDDYYYY March 1, 2021

chogging

hogging far too much cock, unpleasant throat blockage.

that fat cow gave me a proper chogging the little badger

by D Exall October 14, 2008

Clogging

The act of stuffing as many people as possible into an enclosed water slide, typically with the goal of setting some town or other municipal record. It was featured in the media sometime in the 1990s when a group of high school seniors from Napa, California were seriously injured after a water slide partially collapsed due to the weight; one unfortunate young woman died at a local hospital, and many others were left with permanent disabilities including partial paralysis, brain damage and nerve pain.

Before a high school graduation:
Guy 1: Hey, did you hear that Tony's mom offered to drive him and fifteen of his friends to Wet n' Wild Orlando?
Guy 2: No I didn't! Isn't that where Mark's brother set a state record for the most people in a water slide at one time?
Guy 1: Yeah, that's the place! Let's go clogging and see if we can't beat that record!

by TheMasterOfTheDicktonary June 4, 2014