The Boy Who Cried Photoshop

This person denounces everything out of the ordinary as being photo shopped. To them, nothing is real and everything is fake. They're the type of person who believe the moon landing was faked.

Dude 1: "Hey man, I saw you got the shit kicked out of you by Chad at the frat party yesterday."
Dude 2: "Proof?"
Dude 1: *Shows picture of dude 2 laying on the floor and getting stomped on by Chad*
Dude 2: "That's photoshop! That never happened!"
Dude1: "Suuuuure it was dude, seems like you're full of ilos to me... You know that story about the boy who cried wolf? You're the boy who cried photoshop!"

by NoYouMan May 10, 2017

little boy who cried wolf

a person who manufactures the truth (donald trump ??)

a children's fable about same, a constant LIAR !!

the police finally caged bubba up for being the little boy who cried wolf

he was the little boy who cried wolf, people finally got tired of that shit !!

by michael foolsley March 7, 2022

boy who cried rizz

Someone who is so good at picking up girls , has an enormous amount rizz , power level 9999 of rizz power , a degree in quantum rizzics

Joe : yo chad look at that hot gril over there
Chad : Ima go use my powerful rizz powers to get in bed with her!
Girl : *shocked from the all powerful rizz powers of Chad*
Joe : Bro your the boy who cried rizz !

by RizzlerHD February 4, 2023

Crimedotte

Colloquial name for Wyandotte County, Kansas. The high crime and murder rates make the county one of the most dangerous place to live in the United States and also gives justification to the term. Despite what J. Rebar reports, he did not coin the term. It dates back further than the 1960's. Wyandotte is mostly urban with a small rural community on the outlying western borders.

Crimedotte was not made up by J. Rebar.

by DPZ77 May 22, 2016

crazed unicorn

an orgy of 2 or more lesbians and one of them straps a strap-on to her head and proceeds to do crazy shit to the other hoes.

pretty simple: lesbians, a strap-on strapped to one of their heads and that girl goin' to town!

by Rob "bigwalker" Williams February 22, 2003

CRIZELYN

Person you can't understand. Hard to read. Sometimes want to be alone, sometimes want to be with everyone. Sometimes introvert, sometimes extrovert. Sometimes soft, sometimes tough. But one thing is for sure, she does not tell her problems to others, thinking they may not understand or she will just bother them. Still amazing person for being strong. You're not alone. God is with you

Crizelyn

by Mishikiziaee June 8, 2021

Poop cried

When you're doing something scary or intimidating and your body reacts involuntarily to the fear by simultaneously pooping and crying, while your brain maintains its composure.

"I think I poop cried while driving that moving truck over the bridge!"

by Tine Machine October 24, 2015