When an author gets revenge on someone they hate by inserting them into a book and making them a horrible person.
Named after Michael Crichton, who put one of his critics into his next book and made him into a baby rapist with a small penis.
In Crichton's defense, the critic was a toolbag.
Named after Michael Crichton, who put one of his critics into his next book and made him into a baby rapist with a small penis.
In Crichton's defense, the critic was a toolbag.
Laura: Hi, remember me? You used to mock me back in Junior High.
Gwen: Yeah, so what?
Laura: I published a book and decided to feature you as a character. You have a mustache, saggy tits, and you're romantically interested in sheep.
Gwen: Aw, shit!
Laura: You've been Michael Crichton'd, bitch!
Gwen: Yeah, so what?
Laura: I published a book and decided to feature you as a character. You have a mustache, saggy tits, and you're romantically interested in sheep.
Gwen: Aw, shit!
Laura: You've been Michael Crichton'd, bitch!
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Famous for science fiction books such as Jurassic Park, The Andromeda Strain, Timeline, and countless other great stories.
Famous for science fiction books such as Jurassic Park, The Andromeda Strain, Timeline, and countless other great stories.
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The best goddamn author of science fiction novels.
If you disagree you are an illiterate fool who cannot recognize brilliance.
Some of his greatest books are Timeline, Jurassic Park, Next, The Andromeda Strain, and State of Fear.
He also created the TV show, ER.
He started writing to get some money during medical school at Harvard.
He died at the age of 66.
The best goddamn author of science fiction novels.
If you disagree you are an illiterate fool who cannot recognize brilliance.
Some of his greatest books are Timeline, Jurassic Park, Next, The Andromeda Strain, and State of Fear.
He also created the TV show, ER.
He started writing to get some money during medical school at Harvard.
He died at the age of 66.
Stephanie: When I heard that a book report on The Andromeda Strain by Michael Crichton was extra credit for Biology class, I thought that was badass!
Jessica: I know, right?! I might actually try to get extra credit!
Stephanie: Our teach must be cool as fuck.
Jessica: I know, right?! I might actually try to get extra credit!
Stephanie: Our teach must be cool as fuck.
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