crapsack

one who is an idiot, douche bag, or deprived of awesomeness.

Professor Drizzle is a crapsack or a saco del crap if you happen to be in a Spanish speaking country.

by Renee March 1, 2004

clapback queen

Noun. Slang. Someone who delivers a quick, sharp, and effective response to criticism. Not to be confused with a garden-variety diss, a clapback is deemed by most as a targeted, often viciously acute comeback intended to place someone in much-needed check.— Aaron Edwards and Ira Madison III We all love a good clapback.

Perez Hilton: what clapback queen are you? Brad: What’s a clapback queen? It’s someone who delivers a quick, sharp, effective response to criticism. Oh! Ok! In that case I’m Kim Kardashian!

by B-rizzle July 11, 2019

clapback

When you are that person who thought that what you said was on fleek, but then the person who is 10,000x smarter than you corrected you in the most epic of ways.

Cheeto lookalike: Nobody does anything better than me!
Clapback enthusiasts: AWWWWWW! What a cute chimp! He looks like a imPEACHment!

by pablokster December 18, 2019

crapsack

something you say when you messed up

a word stollen from chris which people use and are violating his copyright.

i forgot my pants, CRAPSACK!!

by chrus March 26, 2004

crapbasket

adj. -- of poor or inferior quality.

Jason really did a crapbasket job on his thesis; he probably won't graduate.

by Noah T. October 17, 2005

Crapbuckets

When bad things appear to happen in large quantities. Usually used as a substitute for an expletive (e.g. shit) as a exclamation of how bad a situation might be.
'Bucket loads' of 'crap' = crapbuckets.

"Crapbuckets, I've got my first exam tomorrow and I've done hardly any revision"

"Crapbuckets, I completely forgot Sharon's birthday"

by Crapbuckets2000 November 7, 2012

clapback

a post-metoo term used by those in media jobs who really would prefer to say "smackbitch" but also like gettin paid. . .

Every time some ho from Jezebel says "clapback" instead of "smackbitch", Michael Che sheds a single, "you burned my forest down bitch" Native American tear from his left eye.

by Solanas69 May 22, 2019