Cranktastic

Your song addictions. Every time you hear your favorite songs you have to have the volume up on full blast.

Girl: Turn up the volume on the radio! That song is cranktastic!
Boyfriend: Whatever keeps you happy baby. *cranks radio up*
Boyfriend's friend: man your girl has a addiction problem with this song.

Boyfriend: Shut up and leave her alone.

Cranktastic by Red Triple X December 2, 2014

Crankster

A person of any gender who follows exclusively the fashionable craft beer scene. They are henceforth known as a Craft Wank Hipster, or Crankster.

'Dude, that girl won't even have a beer with you! She has to have 'craft''
'Yeh, she's such a Crankster'

Crankster by Torakvf44 September 25, 2018