Dong cranker

1) A very irritating or irrational person who typically uses faulty logic to justify there opinion or reasoning

2) one who wanks it chronically.
My boss is such a duche, first I was told to do a brake job and now he has me doing an alignment on a car with bent rims, and I can't make time, what a dong cranker.
by beaner master98 September 08, 2016
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HOG CRANKER

A BADASS WHO HATES GRASS CLIBBINS AND LOVED TO CRANK THEIR HOG (MOTORCYCLE)
HEY HOSS, YOU HEAR HOW BIG JIMMY IS BECOMING A HOG CRANKER? GOBBLESS!
by MENACINGHOSSHOGCRANKED August 16, 2023
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Anchor Cranker

A man in the navy
A joke usually implies homosexuality .
Have you seen Jim lately ?
No he's hot bunking out to sea with his anchor cranker friends for a few months .

(fag) (homo) (queer) (masturbator) ( ferry) ( fruity) ( limp wrist)
by cracksmoke October 31, 2015
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Hand Cranker

a person, generally male, of high self importance, who is essentialy just a tosser
did you see the onstage antics of the singer in that band? what a fucking hand cranker!
by philth_daddy2000 April 04, 2009
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Cranker

Cranker /ˈkræŋkər/ noun

A skilled player of the online video game Fortnite, known for their ability to perform a technique called "cranking 180s", which involves quickly turning 180 degrees to gain a tactical advantage in the game.
Informal A person who is enthusiastic or skilled at playing Fortnite, particularly in performing cranking 180s.
John is a Cranker, he can perform cranking 180s effortlessly and often dominates his opponents in Fortnite matches.
by Kraitus February 25, 2023
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Cranker

That guy's having a crank.

That guy is a cranker.

Please stop cranking
by Eimaj2012 March 11, 2023
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Cranker

A long greasy line of mediocre cocaine
Bro1:Yo bro! You got them crankers?
Bro2:Oh fuck yaa man.

Bro3:line up the crankers!!!! Woooooo

Sniffles in the bathroom stall at the bar
What's THAT, CRANKERS?!?!
by SwirvinUrban April 04, 2018
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