Dong cranker

1) A very irritating or irrational person who typically uses faulty logic to justify there opinion or reasoning

2) one who wanks it chronically.

My boss is such a duche, first I was told to do a brake job and now he has me doing an alignment on a car with bent rims, and I can't make time, what a dong cranker.

by beaner master98 September 7, 2016

HOG CRANKER

A BADASS WHO HATES GRASS CLIBBINS AND LOVED TO CRANK THEIR HOG (MOTORCYCLE)

HEY HOSS, YOU HEAR HOW BIG JIMMY IS BECOMING A HOG CRANKER? GOBBLESS!

by MENACINGHOSSHOGCRANKED August 16, 2023

Anchor Cranker

A man in the navy
A joke usually implies homosexuality .

Have you seen Jim lately ?
No he's hot bunking out to sea with his anchor cranker friends for a few months .

(fag) (homo) (queer) (masturbator) ( ferry) ( fruity) ( limp wrist)

by cracksmoke December 30, 2015

Hand Cranker

a person, generally male, of high self importance, who is essentialy just a tosser

did you see the onstage antics of the singer in that band? what a fucking hand cranker!

by philth_daddy2000 April 4, 2009

Pussy cranker

Someone who tugs on the clitoris while fingering a fat bitch.

That man was a pussy cranker after fingering that chick last night.

by master-bating Hippopotamus October 12, 2020

Cranker

A person who is addicted to methamphetamines or crack, high, and aggressively masturbates to porn for unusually long periods.

Has a Meth and Porn addiction.

Comes from: Crack + Wanker = Cranker.

Gerald's not just a meth-head - he's a bloody Cranker! Get's high and jerks off to porn all day - disgusting.

by Aunty Dot November 18, 2023

Cranker

People who jerk off to Ai Porn.

My brother is a cranker.

by amsjdlkajslkdjalks August 16, 2025