auto-copulate 

To fuck oneself.

Commonly used combined with the word "Go", as in "Go auto-copulate", best used in a polite tone as opposed to an aggressive one - e.g. "Please go auto-copulate".

noob: wtf hax yuo aer cheting how u can be so gooD1!?!
pwnerer: Please go auto-copulate.
noob: wat?
pwnerer: Go FUCK YOURSELF.

auto-copulate by Falcon4 December 24, 2008

copulate

having sex with a police officer

That's one hot police officer and I want to copulate so bad!

copulate by thomaseu March 3, 2015

copulate self 

Medical term: To remove an N.G. tube from yourself before medically advised.

The patient justpulled out his N.G. tube,"well he just copulated himself!

copulate self by Dr. Mann February 2, 2004

Copulated 

Cop-populated. An area, street, or intersection with lots of cops

Nah, I'm not driving the night before thanksgiving, the roads are too copulated

Copulated by DrinkMore November 26, 2010

Copulapressive

(Kop-ew-lap-res-iv)

When a person has excessively intense Sexual fantasies and actively imagines them.

He lay in his bed, enjoying copulapressive visions of his crush.

Copulapressive by Wilma fingurdoo February 18, 2026