Compulsive Nigger Syndrome (CNS)

A very serious and harmful disease mainly acquired through white boys usually at the age of 8-16. Very similar to Tourette Syndrome, CNS is when people have the urge to for some reason speak, act, and behave like a black person (im not racist by the way). Annoying to some because they cannot stand the sight of someone being what there not, it is a very serious disease, and must be noted that it compulsive, so it is uncontrollable. CNS has spread fast, and is now known to have taken host to 1 billion little white boys.

Franklin: Yo nigga whats poppin?!
LaQuef: Shut up you lil white boy!
Franklin: Sorry sir, i have Compulsive Nigger Syndrome (CNS).
LaQuef: My bad, my bad, go about now...

by Torry Corps October 31, 2011

CompuServe

A one great ISP before the time of the standard Internet browser. Then after the AOL acquisition the entire ISP of CompuServe became a piece of junk to make people switch to AOL.

"I should upgrade to CompuServe 2000 so I can get access to all of the Internet! Wait...AOL wants me to switch to them? Random disconnects? WHY AOL MUST YOU DO THIS!!!!!!????"

by Toreris Falern February 16, 2012

Obsessive Compulsive Angry Birds Disorder

Also known as OCABD, it is a condition in which the afflicted person obsesses over all of the fine details while playing the game Angry Birds. The most common symptoms are restarting a level numerous times in order to achieve a desired result, and obsessing over getting a high score, achieving three stars, or gathering golden eggs.

Paul: "Man, is Gary still playing on his phone?"

George: "Yeah, he has Obsessive Compulsive Angry Birds Disorder. He won't stop playing until he beats that high score."

by BirdsBirdsBirds June 18, 2011

Compulsive Liar

A compulsive liar is defined as someone who lies out of habit. Lying is their normal and covert yet reflexive way of responding to questions. Compulsive liars bend the truth about everything, large and small. For a compulsive liar, telling the truth is very awkward and uncomfortable while lying feels right. Compulsive lying is usually thought to develop in early childhood, due to being placed in an environment where lying was necessary. A compulsive liar may also have difficulties with poor self esteem. For the most part, compulsive liars are not overly manipulative and cunning, rather they simply lie out of habit

Press Secretary, Robert Gibbs, has a normal, and reflexive way of responding to questions. When reporters in his press pool ask him questions he responds in a very awkward and uncomfortable manner, due to his poor self esteem the press secretary, will lie out of habit and does not like to be confronted and called a "Compulsive Liar", with his past admissions, after being shown video tapes of his constant screw up's.

by clungasd August 11, 2010

compubation

Obsessive masturbation with the use of a computer. Mainly through the use of porno on the internet. Signs of compubation are having more then 2 gigs of porn saved on your computer, sticky or stuck keys on your keyboard, and a general sense of happiness at all the spanking off your doing.

Hey, why doesn't the B work on your keyboard? -- Oh, sorry about that but I suffer from compubation.

by Dark Lord Happy Pants August 4, 2007

lefty cappuccino

When your boyfriend cums in your mouth and you roll it around in your mouth till it's foamy and you follow the next few steps. Once the foam is ready you make a fist with your left hand and spit the cum between your thumb and index finger and slide your fist back over his cock. Thusly leaving a nice whipped topping on the head of his dick.

I knew she was the one when she gave me a lefty cappuccino.

by 3rdrider November 12, 2011

Cupertino Cappuccino

When someone uses a Mac in starbucks. Many people have made this a cliche. This stereotype has made some Mac users want to destroy starbucks. The most common pair is a MacBook with a caramel cappuccino.

John: I HATE Cupertino Cappuccinos.
Steve: Why?
John: Starbucks tastes too gross for a Mac to be within 10 feet of it.

by ImAwesomeProductions July 21, 2011