Conology

The lifestyle, culture and system developed off of altruistic egoism.

Without a proper education the mind is using conology to network.

by Sharpnbrite January 21, 2024

Chomology

(noun)
The existential and overall useless

self-study of a chomo's own inner chomo, always occuring on its own, internally, and never leading anywhere helpful or enlightening - except to perhaps alert nearby anti-chomo activists to the presence of a nearby chomo via the psychopathic-looking and unique "chomo-stare" that animates its face.

A completely pointless discipline for a completely abhorrent creature.

Joe: hey you see that weirdo right there, the one staring at nothing like he's fantasizing a murder or something?

Bob: yeah, what about him?
Joe: well that there is a Chomological stare - the kind a chomo gets when it's considering some chomo sh*t, or Chomology.

Bob: ohhh boy that's chomology, yeah I've heard of it.

Joe: well it's time to send it back to school: grab that steel pipe and come with me.

Chomo: hey leave me alone! I am a professor of Chomological Studies at PDF Universi-BONK!

by robot.palmtree August 13, 2024

Contology

* Any ontological system or principle which posits consciousness as fundamental.

* Any philosophical system which posits consciousness as a fundamental axiom upon which the systems following arguments stem.

Schopenhauer was an idealist yes, but his theory of the Will is really just an example of Contology.

by Gily October 13, 2025