Conservation of Effort

Doing the most amount of work in the least amount of time, using the least amount of effort.

Guy1 "Dude how does that guy get straight A's while doing almost no work?"

Guy2 "Idk, he probably uses the conservation of effort"

Guy1 -"Damn, i should start using that too"

by g.d.t. April 8, 2011

law of conservation of nug

a general rule that states the amount of weed you possess is exactly the amount you originally bought minus what was smoked already

'dude, easy on the blunts, remember the law of conservation of nug'

by Chudaddy November 20, 2011

Consercation

In fisheries management, it's when an allocation issue gets confused with conservation.

The mistakeholder testified that the problem is a real consercation issue.

by jimbonelson April 8, 2021

Conservation of Femboy Ratio

The term refers to a phenomenon where the percentage of fembois in a given population is always about the same.

For instance, if 10% of a town is femboys then approximately 10%, or 1 person in a 10 people gathering, will be a femboy.

Karl: Man! We can use some femboy in our 9 people group!
Mark: We just gotta get one more person and there will be a femboy among us. It's the conservation of femboy ratio.
Karl: That's kinda sus.

by meowmeowprogrammer December 19, 2021

energy conservation

Energy conservation refers to reducing energy through using less of an energy service. Energy conservation differs from efficient energy use, which refers to using less energy for a constant service.

For example: driving less is an example of energy conservation. Driving the same amount with a higher mileage vehicle is an example of energy efficiency

by Brandoon October 17, 2013

Water Conservation

Showering in the toilet.

If you don't practice water conservation you're killing the polar bears.

by yeeeeeeeeeeeeetttt December 6, 2018

The Law of Ass Eating Conservation

The universal scientific law which states that for every ass-eater, there must be an accompanying ass-eatee to maintain the balance between both sides of the ass-eating spectrum. For every person who claims to be both, there must also exist a person that claims to be neither. Similar to Newton’s Law of Equal and Opposite Reactions.

Person 1: Dude I absolutely love eating ass, what about you?
Person 2: Actually, I enjoy getting my ass eaten, which means the two of us successfully satisfy the Law of Ass Eating Conservation

by Screw-It-I'm-Out June 18, 2021