Cuomosexual

Someone who is sexually excited by the idea of being aggressively sexual harassed.

The cuomosexual thought day and night about being pinned to a wall, kissed and fondled, trembling in fear.

by pornstitute June 21, 2022

CoMosexual

Someone who actually goes to CoMo to study

Why do you have to go to CoMo?
Because I am a CoMosexual, Kevin!

by Devin P February 9, 2007

CoMoSexual

Majority of the population of Columbia, Missouri, after showing immense respect and support for Openly Gay NFL Player Michael Sam.

Mom: "You should go to the University of Missouri!"
High School Senior: "Mom, you know I cant go to college in a town of CoMoSexuals!!!"
Mom: "Oh yes, you're right. That town is FULL of CoMoSexuals!"
High School Senior: "If only Mizzou wasn't in Columbia, Missouri! Then there would be no CoMoSexuals!"

by CoMoSexual Bandit February 23, 2014

Cuomosexual

Someone, usually of high social status, who uses their position of power to sexually harass coworkers.

Three requirements of attaining public office include being male, suckling the teet of big tech, and being a cuomosexual.

by Ziggy BlacknWhite March 12, 2021

coneosexual

The sexuality of ice,road, and snow cones

I am so coneosexual for this ice cream right now booty dick safty munging

by The cone man September 3, 2016

comisexual

The sexuality of Russia. Basically only loves Russia.

That man is comisexual.

by Mr. Elk September 2, 2017

Chomosexual

A child molester who targets children of his own sex

He likes 10 year old boys, so he is a chomosexual

by Antonio Santiago June 6, 2022