Cold-cocked

The act of putting your clock or penis in the refrigerator then slapping your girlfriend in the face with it.

Ordin said he was going to get something to drink from the fridge and came back and cold-cocked me.

by Jamie Hartzell August 18, 2018

Cold Cocker

The Act of Making your hand into a fist and punching either your partners anus or vagina.

Sara - Hey can you cold cock me?
Zack - I'm not gonna punch you the face!
sara - No Punch me in my twat ya know give me the old cold cocker.

by mr. mojo rising is dead October 19, 2008

cold cocked

Pitt football

Pitt University has an ongoing reputation of getting cold cocked in bowl games.

by Maaadman July 5, 2009

cold cocked

cold cocked (verb) The state of having been blown by someone with a mouth full of ice.

I was cold cocked last night.
She put me on my back and cold cocked me.

by Lloyd Winburn May 9, 2007

cold cocking

The art of putting your dead husband in the freezer rather than burying him.

When thinking of burial plots. Mrs. Jones didn't like the area under the trees, so she decided upon cold cocking her husband in her frigidaire instead.

by Ice Hearted Queen January 7, 2009

cold calling cocksucker

Some poor schmuck tethered to a phone peddling shitty mechandise or services to random numbers.

Craig G. Sat in a cubicle calling random people all day trying to sell them shitty stocks which he knows nothing about. What a cold calling cocksucker!

by Frankie2times September 16, 2016

coldcock

To attack unexpectedly; same as blindside.

The SOB coldcocked me -- I never saw it coming.

by Jazzkitty September 28, 2005