Coffee-beaned

Instead of coffee making you shit, the coffee is so good, it violently shits a visceral, fat, steamy shit, because it hates you and your family. Including your dog or cat (or goldfish).

That coffee was so good, I got coffee-beaned.

by wowzuhsss October 25, 2025

Coffee Beaning

Like Tea-bagging, but for girls

She was coffee beaning hell out of him!

by danielspend69 December 5, 2021

Coffee Bean

Weed that’s laced with ecstasy and cocaine

Shane smoked a coffee bean and now he is going crazy!

by RealNiggaaa69 June 29, 2019