cock-blocking freshman fuck

a squitchy little horrible freshman kid that comes up to you while you're making out with your girlfriend and says, "NO PDA!" because he is sexually frustrated and thinks he's being clever. this is especially frustrating when you're trying to cop a feel.

cock-blocking freshman fucks often congregate in groups. these obnoxious and useless creatures are often found in ideal makeout locales such as stairwells, smoking patios, and dark abandoned corners, but only after you've started making out do they choose to reveal themselves.

cock-blocking freshman fucks should be forced to wear muzzles.

tease: "oh, no...i shouldn't..."
horny jackass: "come on, baby, just one feel."
tease: "...oh, fine."
cock-blocking freshman fuck: *leaps out from behind garbage can* "NO MAKING OUT IN SCHOOL!"
horny jackass: "you little cock-blocking freshman fuck!"

by tangerine kicks daisies November 12, 2009

cock blocking the party

The act of killing the vibe of a party or event.

"Dude, the police sure were cock blocking the party at Mardi Gras this year."

by EveryManAKing February 9, 2010

Cock Blocking Bitch

One who continuously cock blocks you via embarassing stories, only to sleep with that person.

Phil: He is this your penis pump?
Jack: WTF!?
Girl: Sick. I'm outta here. Creeper.
Jack: Oh you cock blocking bitch!

by Chuck Norris's Left Foot October 20, 2010

Cock Blocking like a G

To be an amazing cockblocker. Helps in cockblock wars and for just annoying your friends!

Jackie: Your definetly winning this cockblock war!
Danielle: dassssssright! Cock Blocking like a G!
:)

by mynameissssss June 10, 2011

Cock Blocking like a G

The act of not letting someone get any kind of physical contact with their lover. Often used in cock block wars or just to piss someone off.

Jackie - "Damn, you were Cock Blocking like a G today!"

Danielle - "Yea BITCHH, you deserved it for preventing me from getting any yesterday!"

by youwish1111 May 25, 2011

cock blocking karen

a person that always knows the exact time to walk in a room and shut you down and exposes embarrassing secrets during the blocking

dude her mom pulled a cock blocking karen on me twice

by morbidbirdcage June 8, 2010

Cock Blocking Stamp

When a female puts hickies over your neck as a mark of territory preventing other females from talking to you.

"yo my gurl put the cock blocking stamp all over my neck. every gurl i tried to holla at, they rejected me!"

by Freezy of FreezyENT January 15, 2012