Andy: Why are you up so early, Eric?
Eric: I got fucking alarm cocked again, this is the third time this week.
Eric: I got fucking alarm cocked again, this is the third time this week.
by Collard Greens November 10, 2013

that sex dream i had last night was so hot, unfortunately it was cut short by my alarm cock right before I was able to cum in Betty White's tight asshole.
by iwannafuckbettywhite September 2, 2013

by T-Bag 69 October 24, 2011

by Lynimarie February 13, 2018

This is an alarm clock with a rude awakaning.It is inserted into a vagina/anus and a timer is set like an alarm clock. When the time comes the alarm cock turns on and vibrates heavily to give an orgasm.
A priest is lying in bed when suddenly the dildo alarm cock goes off and the little boy turns to him . . . time already.
by Lord Boo-Hissy April 3, 2009

Person #1: “Hey babe, do you want to wake up to an alarm cock?”
Person #2: “Yes, that sounds amazing!”
Person #2: “Yes, that sounds amazing!”
by Pseudonymphxx November 5, 2019

by Quaxo March 17, 2016
