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Karen on a couch

When your man is in pain you give him a hummer to ease his pain. This is a must.
When your man is in pain you give him a Karen on a couch.
by Caring Karen April 16, 2023
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Karen on a couch

When your man is in pain you give him a hummer to ease his pain. This is a must do.
My man was in pain so I gave him a Karen on a couch.
by Caring Karen April 16, 2023
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Trying to fit a large couch into a small car

A euphemism for gay sex, typically associated with members of the population named Aziz Ansari – including, but not limited to, the famous comedian.
"Oh man, I threw my dick out last night trying to fit a large couch into a small car, with my cock being a large couch and Aziz Ansari's ass being a small car!"
by bonnyjizzits July 25, 2022
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Fuck Your Couch With a Passionate Love That Knows No Bounds

1. "To boldly state that one has no outward care for something that does not immediately make sense."

2."To state that another must have intercourse with their own couch whilst greatly enjoying it."

3."To not give a fuck."
"Hey Bob, did you hear about-"

"You Know what, Fuck your couch with a passionate love that knows no bounds."

"Huh?"
by Bueriahn September 5, 2012
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Dump a Couch

Dude I need to stop by the Burger King and dump a couch. Big time!
by Griff the man March 16, 2009
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Coach's Award

An award given to a person who has bribed the coach in some way, most likely through sexual favors. If multiple athletes attempt to do so, it will go to the athlete who is able to better please their coach.
Q-Hey how did Justin get coach's award he can't even make a basket?!
A- coach's husband just left so I think we all know how Justin got it!
by Hungryhungryhippo July 25, 2013
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Coach D'Angelo

Used to represent the full embodiment of an all powerful volleyball coach capable of leading any team to immediate victory using unorthodox methods.
Person 1: Did you hear Coach D'Angelo escaped from the police?
Person 2: Doesn't surprise me. Man can do anything. Hope he's doing okay out there.
by Jskcizh August 24, 2019
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