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clotheshorse

Someone who's main pleasure in life is derived from dressing fashionably; this is often accompanied by the collection of obscenely large quanitities of clothing that may or may not be worn more than once.
me: I went shopping again >guilty shuffling of feet<
friend: What did you buy?
me: This dress. It was $150.00
(sidenote: we are poor students)
friend: OH MY GOD!
me: No but wait - it was half price!!!
friend: >rolls eyes< Didn't you buy a pair of stilletos last week that were "half price"? That's MEANINGLESS. You're such a clotheshorse.
by Nicole September 4, 2003
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clothesline

a pro wrestling move in which a wrestler puts his arm straight out to the side and knocks his opponent over, either from his own momentum or his opponents'
Hulk Hogan gave a wicked clothesline to the Macho man.
by Russell July 11, 2004
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Leadfoot Clothesline

Leadfoot Clothesline occurs when the driver of a vehicle has to break suddenly at a high to moderate speed. Concerned for the safety of the passenger riding shotgun the driver thinks that in the event the seatbelt fails, or you are not wearing one. They believe they will be able to prevent you from hitting your face off the dashboard or being ejected from the car entirely nulling the laws of motion and momentum, using only but one fully extended right arm. This will always result in a back hand to the chest, neck or face and an immediate apology.
"I guess you didn't see that car pull out, thanks for trying to save me with the leadfoot clothesline but now my chest hurts."
by Richkjak November 28, 2009
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solar clothes dryer

My husband really surprised me this year on my birthday. He bought me a solar clothes dryer.....150 ft. of clothes line and a bag of clothes pins. Cheap bastard!
by feisty old hag November 26, 2010
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soft clothes

A category of clothing designed to be worn for sleeping or lounging around the home comfortably. Frequently associated with pajamas, athleisure, or old, well worn t-shirts
After work, Christian loves to change into his soft clothes and snuggle under the blanket with a nice peer-reviewed journal article about agricultural production in Africa
by Yekutiel April 24, 2019
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Frat Clothes

Polo/button down/shirt with pocket (Ralph Lauren, Southern Tide, Southern Proper, Vinyard Vines, Coastal Apparel, Perils, etc.), sunglasses on croakies (COASTA DEL MAR, or Ray ban but not as good), shorts above the knees NO CARGO SHORTS! (names listed for shirts), sperry top sider's. Bowtie on occasion (tailoring company or Southern Proper is a sure bet), Never wear socks or an undershirt you don't have time to do that because you will be too busy fratting.
Frat Clothes include brands: Ralph Lauren, Southern Tide, Southern Proper, Vineyard Vines, Coastal Apparel, Perils, Coasta del mar, Ray ban, Sperry
by PDT414 January 2, 2012
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But it's better if you do.
Let's get these teen hearts beating faster, faster. So testosterone boys and harlequin girls, will you dance to this beat and hold a lover close. - Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off
by brightwhiteappl May 26, 2010
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