Clobbered

Beaten decisively. When applied to a person, it usually refers to a fistfight. Inanimate objects that have been clobbered are unlikely to be repairable.

Synonyms: thrashed, beaten, smashed, destroyed

Urbandictionary.com's reputation is being clobbered by bad definitions.

by rosignol May 17, 2005

Cloie

name. same as Chloe, Cloe, but with different spelling
means:
amazing
cute
perfect
adorable
sweet
kind
thoughtful
beautiful
smart
caring
loving
loveable
awesome
have a smile to die for
one of a kind

She must be a Cloie.

by LuvableMe18 May 7, 2011

Chobits

19-year-old Hideki Motosuwa is your typical Tokyo teenager. Dead end job, cheap-ass perants, and just got regected from Tokyo U. Persocoms are the newest technology, and anyone whose anyone has one. So of course Hideki wants one. But the problem? He has no money. So when he finds a disgarded persocom in the trash, he naturally picks it up. But when he activates his new find, he sees some problems. Her voice card is broken, she has no OS, and she doesn't seem to know anything. Hideki asks his friends for help, and all they can tell him is that Chi-his persocom-could be a Chobit, or a legendary computer.

A story about life, love, and sadness, a touching manga that shows you the lights and darks of today's technology.

'Chi is Chi because Hideki named me Chi!'
'I didnt fall in love with Chi because I wanted to make love to her, I wanted to make love to her because I love her!'

by 009 May 9, 2005

Cloighty

That feeling you get when your mouth gets all sticky. Like when you get porridge stuck at the back of your throat.

"Urgh, I'm a bit cloighty"
Mark Porter, February 2007

by Paulie-Mafia February 27, 2007

clobberstomp

to throw someone to the gound and beat them with great force and step on them repeatedly. this is usually very painfull (pending on who is doing the beating) but can also be very funny under the circumstances.

"scott, dont get clobberstomped."

"daniel i will clobberstomp you."

by garco August 17, 2007

clobber twat

someone who is acting like a big vagina

jordan was acting like such a clobber twat last night!

by abcdabcdabcd December 6, 2009

clobber

Noun. Clothes and personal belongings

Gonna get me some new clobber.

by KrishnaBoy December 1, 2003