Santa Clara Townies

A group of 100% male losers and misfits from and self quarantined in Santa Clara, CA that have slipped through the cracks of reality and found each other. Compensating for their lack of acceptance in normal society they have created a demented, co-dependent, almost religious obsession and worship of each other. Their place in this world is so far down they moronically try to build themselves up through the mistreatment and mockery of others, as well as constant massively public praise and affirmations of one another. Their narcissism is so outlandish, they have become the cause of annoyance and the subject of pity and avoidance by mostly everyone that's not them.

1. "Is that a cult of rejects?"

"Pretty much, it's the Santa Clara Townies."

2. "The only reason we don't delete the Santa Clara townies from Facebook is so we know where to avoid, since they all check each other in every where all of the time."

by witness and victim July 13, 2012

santa Clara bruins

The Santa Clara public high school who's football team will own Wilcox this year

Wilcox player, "Once again, we will finish off the Bruins for this year"

Santa Clara Player, "Sure, iff you say so!"

after the game....

Spectator, "wow, Santa Clara really ripped wilcox a new ass hole"

Santa Clara player, "hey fag, since you lost we get free hotdogs and slurpees from 7-11, and you can lick our Bruin ass holes clean because we just shitted on your team"

by bruin football team August 22, 2003

Santa Clara

the place wouldnt be so bad, but surly fuckin lives there. so it pretty much sucks hella dick.

surly is a bitch ass hoe, and she lives in santa clara.

by chicken head October 27, 2003

Santa Clara, CA

Small city in California who thinks THEY ARE CALIFORNIA. (see definition of egotistical) However in reality they are simply a SECTION of San Jose, which is a PART of San Francisco, which is only bout HALF of the bay area. Which takes up less than a 10th of the total area in California. For this reason, Santa Clara receives about a 0 out of 8 on the howie rating.

I'M from Santa Clara, CA. Thats why im better than you.

by Howie II October 10, 2007

clari-sexual

One whose human sexual orientation is unidentifiable due to the time spent with their clarinet rather than in social activities

"Dude, is Jared gay? I never see him with any chicks"
"No, he's just clari-sexual"

by Clarinet Goddess October 9, 2006

Dick Clark Syndrome

When somebody looks the same as they did 20+ years ago.

I saw a lot of people at my Class reunion, but only a few had "Dick Clark Syndrome".

by Bush Donkey September 24, 2011

clary sage

A herb you put on poultry after it's been fisted.

Clary sage is the perfect compliment to a fresh Hampstead chicken.

by mammarylane December 18, 2015