levi glanfield

an absolute obtuse rectangular baby elephant who is vertically challenged, abused by a meth infused crackhead father. he plays fortnite in 2023 and wanks to roblox r34. 0/10 complete dickhead should kill himself.

everyone on earth: oh for fucks sake its levi glanfield what a cocksucking cunt i hope he hangs himself.

levi glanfield: i hate myself and my meth infused father hates me.

by asseater4560 September 7, 2023

clearfield

The town in central pennsylvania that mainly consists of bars, carwashes, old people, and wal-mart. On fridays and saturdays most kids in middle school and high school go to the Ritz movie theatre, the YMCA, the skate rink, or stay at home because they have no life. The town is full of rednecks and the bars are a great place to find this breed of people. The most amazing thing about this place is it is the home of the worlds biggest hamburger. The main groups of kids in the high school is the biggest group which consists of dumb emo kids, the other groups in order of size are preps, band geeks, dirtbike kids, jocks, and geeks. The middle school is haunted. Some great hang out spots are the movies, crossroads, wal mart, parking lots, scottos pizzeria, and the dink rink. And most of the local shopping stores are slowly closing one by one because of the great wrath of wal mart. The best thing about this wonderful town is that me and my friends grew up here.

If we decide to build a new town i would suggest we dont build it like clearfield.

by shitpiss December 9, 2008

Cornfield

My home

Our home

We all live in cornfields

“Hey want to go back to my cornfield?”
“Er sure?”

by Naturepaws October 4, 2018

Chatfield, Minnesota

A small dinky town on the outskirts of Rochester, MN. It will soon be absorbed by the hungry beast that is Rochester. It is home to a Skippy grocery store and it is home to the only stoplight in fillmore county. It is a bedroom community for those who work in nearby Rochester. The only sustainable businesses are Subway, the grocery store, and the gas station. The recently added liquor store seems to be drawing many new residents to the small town. Also, it's pristine golf course might just be good enough for some of the local pros living in the area.

"Hey man let's go to Chatfield, Minnesota."
"Well, only if we can knock over the Subway and get drunk at the Liquor store."

by Chatty-town January 13, 2009

rejoice in the cornfield

To celebrate, merry making, usully non-sexual, having a good time with a purpose.

After work tonight would uou like to rejoice in the cornfield.

There was much rejoicing in the cornfield after the footyball final

by Nards_otc October 14, 2007

cornfield

Place where small-hats can throw nickels to make sodomites dance for their entertainment. Some of these cornfields may also allow the patrons to dumpster pump the dancers while they pick up the nickels.

Ben and Glenn spit-roasted Steven at the cornfield the other night while he was trying to pick up the nickels.

by Siro the Sailor June 12, 2019

Canfield

( Verb ) To needlessly lead two people on with promises of romantic interest while being too flighty to actually pursue either. Usually the second event happens just as the flight reaction occurs from the first event.

Yo, I thought Jason was tryna hook up with that chick but he just straight up Canfielded her.

by Berp September 21, 2014