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chronically online

p1: “did you hear what those bad kids got mad about?”
p2: “ yeah they are chronically online
by smartypants19 February 8, 2022
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chronically online

A meaningless insult that vaguely insinuates that being online is bad.
An easy ad hom to get out of a debate.
"That is such a chronically online take!"
(I don't need to come up with an argument because I can just say you are chronically online and not elaborate as to why I am right or why you are wrong.)
by Treeclimberfruiteater December 10, 2024
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Chronically online

Someone who says unbearable shit online that has no truth behind it
Person: *draws a my little pony with darker skin*
Other person: “forced representation…”
Another person: “wow that person is chronically online, forced representation doesn’t mean giving a fictional horse a darker skin complexion!”
by NexyNex June 7, 2024
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chronically online

yuki has OLD, its probably because hes chronically online.
by yuki #1 hater February 19, 2023
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Chronically Online

User average.lobco.fan on tiktok is the definition of chrionically online, just look at her account
Person a: hey have you seen Ranas most recent tiktok post

Person b: yeah... she needs to be checked into a psych ward shes chronically online!
by Fryingslugswithshells July 16, 2023
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chronically online npc

Someone who’s always online. They speak in generic internet comments due to the fact they’re easily influenced by everything, and they have no original thoughts.
Chronically Online NPC: The UK is a third world country.

Human: What makes you say that?

Chronically Online NPC: Who could bring a child into this world?

Human: Why wouldn’t you?

Chronically Online NPC: The UK isn’t the UK anymore.

Human: huh?

Chronically Online NPC: It’s the usual types.

Human: …are you ok? You sound like every internet comment ever.

Chronically Online NPC: I’m on a calorie deficit.
by Race relations October 31, 2025
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