penis chocking 

A sexual fetish that involves placing your penis beneath a wheel.

"Man, I have a thing for girls in wheelchairs."
"See that girl there? You should totally penis chock her."
"I agree. I really enjoy penis chocking, mmmhmm."

penis chocking by Impish July 30, 2012

chicken chocking 

to use your hand and tightly grasp and jerk back and forth a farm animals erection to use seamen as paint.

Farmer Dave loved to go chicken chocking and to get free white paint.

chicken chocking by the knowledge of stuff January 7, 2012

Muck Chucking 

The act of Jizzing in your hand then throwing it in someone faces

Dave: Our lass loves a bit of Muck Chucking

Muck Chucking by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Choking Casper 

A means of self pleasure attempted only by the bravest of males. A masturbatory technique by which 2-4 tissues are overlapped to form a soft sheath over the head and shaft of the penis, thus resembling a ghost. The male proceeds to "choke his chicken" using the Kleenex condom as both a barrier between his hand and penile skin as well as a reservoir for the resulting ejaculate. For best results, tissues with aloe should be used in order to reduce friction and risk of bleeding.

Kyle: I stumbled upon the hottest lesbian porn on tv last night.
Paul: Did you blow your load all over the place or did you contain it with the Choking Casper?
Kyle: Let's just say Casper wasn't such a friendly ghost when I was done. I ended up with some serious rug burn.

Choking Casper by Sauna Studs July 5, 2015

Fact Checking 

A sinister new euphemism for censorship

After luring millions of people onto Facebook with the false promise of free friends and free sex, Mark Zuckerberg suddenly started "fact checking" our free speech until only the views in line with his his rich cronies' plot for world domination were allowed.

Fact Checking by D Flawless May 11, 2020

basket checking 

Looking at a man's crotch through his pants

Annlynne is a total basket checker. She was checking out the goods and basket checking like a champ.

basket checking by PresleyTheTrumpet November 19, 2013

Chucking a Corey 

Chucking a Corey occurs when an individual condemns an act that they initially encouraged with the intention of destructive comedic pursuit. This phenomenon is also thought to be self-sustaining as it can only be ceased after the condemner has brutally abused an individual beyond the point of psychological moronism. Problems can often arise if the mentality becomes osmotic within the mob mentality and several Corey’s are spawned within the same tribal group.
Although still unknown, masculinity (and its inherent lack of), is thought to be the biggest cause of Chucking a Corey.

Corey: (at party) You're so weak, you're not even drinking, you never drink!!

Other person: Yeh you're right! *gets a beer*

Corey: Dude why are you always drinking for? You don't need to drink to have fun...(chucking a corey)

Chucking a Corey by The Chronicle of Definitions September 12, 2010