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ching chong ching

Racist comment some stupid gurl said at a Chinese take away
Father:"I'll have..."
Daughter:"CHING CHONG CHING"
Father:"I am really sorry."
Daughter:" no dad that's how they speak."
by Yazan November 15, 2016
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ching cheng hanji

Mispronounciation of "Jin qian kan qi," which was later memed into a remix song that included Blaxy Girls' "If You Feel My Love," and used MC Jin as the cover photo.

This line is lyrics to a Chinese opera story named "The Execution of Chen Shimei", which is known as Du Mei An (铡美案) or Qin Xiang Lian (秦香莲) in Chinese. The original story is about a guy who was convicted for lying to the Emperor and attempted murder to his first wife.
John Cena: Ching Cheng Hanji!
CCP: +1000 social credits.
John Cena: Only Song Dynasty kids would remember this certified bing chilling classic.
by wanglinkai February 4, 2022
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Bob: aye broski u ready to ching down opps?
Yung Jeff: yea fam ofc
by Poison xD December 14, 2019
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Ching Cheng Hanji

The ancient works spoken by the deity of all: Thomas Cat. these words are from antique dialect and only those with a perfect mix of: power, mental strength and resolve will be able to utter these words and be able to open a portal to the Empyreans'. Many sources are trying to conceal the divine definition of these words, but none has truly deciphered these paramount words; and it may be certain that no one ever will. The closest definition we have to these potent, efficacious and robust words are: "They who accepts fate, their destiny and hold no bounds or attempt to skip for whats destined for them despite their Power, Mental capability and Resolve, will stalemate the miasma known as 'The Paradox', this stalemate will rip a hole in all of existence and is the definition of Perfection within the vast Universe. This tear will send 'The One' to the Empyrean Plain as an award for not succumbing to total failure which is of all life and no other molecule of life will either." But this is only an interpretation of these virtuous words as no one within this Plain will ever reach the truth, ever.
Person 1: wagwan g
Person 2: Ching Cheng Hanji
Person 1: THE PROPHECY!
by ssmokingisbad September 24, 2020
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Ching chang hon chi

THE STORY!

There once was a guy named Chen Shimei who lived with his wife Qin Xianglian and kids in the countryside. One day, Shimei gets hired by the king in the city to work as a fuma ye in his royal circle, and marry a princess. This sounds rather douchey on the king’s part until you realize that nobody in the city actually knows that he is married. However, rather than explaining that he has a happy family at home, Shimei agrees to the marriage and lives in the city for years, eventually becoming corrupt. Meanwhile, years later, his wife is worried about her husband, as everyone in her village thinks he died. So she takes her kids and belongings and goes to look for him in the city. Shimei finds out that Xianglian is searching for him and he hires an assassin to kill her and their children. The assassin, showing surprising human decency, does not assassinate the family and instead informs Xianglian of her husband’s situation. She is furious and reports him to the king. However, since ol’ Chen has a crap ton of power, being a high-ranking official and the husband to the princess, nobody is willing to take the case except for one Bao Gong, who is the guy singing. He is famous in Chinese legend to be the epitome of fairness and justice, and the song is basically Bao Gong announcing to the public Chen Shimei’s crimes and condemning him.
Chinese person: Do you really what all that "ching chang hon chi" thing is all about?
Non-Chinese person: Yeah bro... it is about a meme, bro...
by JPhett December 28, 2021
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Alex Ching

Some fucking moron who plays TF2 in the current year of 2020. He is very edgy and cranky and he is a knife carrier. He is also well known for holding the channel on YouTube as know of Engineer Gaming. It's famous and he has about 69,000 subs. He also uses a sad cowboy emoji. He is also well known reddit user and Discord mod who doesn't like people posting memes in General. And he doesn't like @everyone commands.
"lol, Alex Ching stop stabbing me, it's really mean."

"Alex Ching, I hate you are should die of the cancer"

"I'm gonna ping Alex Ching on Discord lmfao"
by Thecancermeme November 11, 2020
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chen ching

a super mega asain person who always makes a funny face when the ladies arent looking. he has a lot of women chasing him but stays just out of reach to keep em comin
wow! did you see that chen ching face he made!?
by sexy mama12397 December 1, 2010
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