Castaway

When someone gives you a handjob and has ejaculate on their hand, they slap their soiled palm on your face and yell “WILSON!!”

Wifey was mad so she passive-aggressively gave me a Castaway last night.

by Xwing@aliciousness February 25, 2024

My soul is literal fucking Castaway

When you feel like your soul is casting away during the middle of a double maths session or fucking spanish sessions. Sometime when you have a light boner for no reason and you start massaging it with nothing on your mind.

Bro my My soul is literal fucking Castaway, I'm gonna KMS cus this spanish lesson is SHIT

by DeadInside69ahahaha June 27, 2024