A Chad is a guy who magically appears each time a pot of spaghetti noodles begins to boil. He thinks it’s best to float slowly through life, jelly rollin’ off the obstacles.
He enjoys building nests of pillows and blankets that camouflage him from the rest of the world during his afternoon naps... and his evening naps... and his morning naps.
His cackles and commentary make even the most unwatchable movie hilarious. However, you might have to watch from the floor because Chad’s don’t share couches. Chad’s do hoard couches though and you will usually find an assortment of these throughout their homes that may or may not have a person on them passed out from the night before. Chad’s don’t let friends drink and drive.
He enjoys building nests of pillows and blankets that camouflage him from the rest of the world during his afternoon naps... and his evening naps... and his morning naps.
His cackles and commentary make even the most unwatchable movie hilarious. However, you might have to watch from the floor because Chad’s don’t share couches. Chad’s do hoard couches though and you will usually find an assortment of these throughout their homes that may or may not have a person on them passed out from the night before. Chad’s don’t let friends drink and drive.
by Terrorsquad December 2, 2018
Get the Chadmug. by kempent June 4, 2009
Get the Chadmug. an asshole. A thankless, over becoming individual from Florida who previously devolved in the marshes. Treats people like garbage and has the entitlement of the spawn of trump. He will sell you a membership, renege on its terms, yell at you for not buying enough of his “Chad juice” and also deride you when you dare offer an opinion on the said juice. He, Chad, the first of his name shall forever live in infamy.
by The Unchad January 14, 2019
Get the Chadmug. by TheVengefulRevolvenant May 30, 2020
Get the Chadmug. N. A psychotic, cracked out, douche bag who has serious anger issues. Tends to make out with gay guys and take it up the ass while claiming to be straight . Also.tends to run away from a fight and thinks he's always right in any situation; a pussy who's only skinny because he sniffs coke all the damn time. Fuck Chad!
Elizabeth: "Chad busted Jarret's windows out of his car."
Megan: "why?"
Elizabeth: "Because I dumped his crazy, gay ass for Jarrett"
Megan: "what a psycho!"
Megan: "why?"
Elizabeth: "Because I dumped his crazy, gay ass for Jarrett"
Megan: "what a psycho!"
by Elizabitch:) May 10, 2009
Get the Chadmug. by SharkbotJonesYT February 19, 2019
Get the Chadmug. A man with the unfortunacy of being named after your neighborhood redneck and a depressed country in Africa :(
by Lionsfan22 April 26, 2019
Get the Chadmug.