The most excellent illustrator B. Kliban could draw cartoon cats, realistic cats, and most especially cats that resembled a meatloaf. He knew cats, and cats knew him.
by bats :[ March 22, 2009
Get the Catmug. 
A piece of fluff that constantly scritches you as you walk by. It also bites you to eat your juicy flesh. They bankrupt you by etting the treats. They have many fluffs so they say goodbye to their fluffs and drop the fluffs as they lay on your $100 couch that they scratched.
by MemeMaster777 June 17, 2018
Get the Catmug. Cute little intelligent creature, will be your best friend unless you do something to upset her. When you see her you will be unable to take your eyes off how graceful she is. If backed into a corner she will attack and she never forgets if you have wronged her in any way. Her sharp claws and almost vampyre like teeth can be deadly.
by Catlovertoo February 5, 2010
Get the Catmug. A cat is an animal that is smaller than most dogs, and bigger than most rat-dogs. They are either sweet, angelic, playful creatures or a demonic, punk-ass bitches. They have pointy ears and large eyes. They usually meow to communicate with their owners. Their noses have a distinct ridge pattern on them, like a humans fingerprint.
by BadgerTheCat January 15, 2018
Get the Catmug. 
The tenacious yet ravenous creature that lurks in the shadowy depths of the kitchen floor, whose primary purpose is to reap the souls of it blissfully unaware and casually blinded victims. The “Cat” or demon of the velvet forest, is the underlying cause for human deaths, usually the result of triple homicides. It is the common opinion of professional veterinary scientists that the “Cat” is a mad chicken raping beast that could only be the result of Lucifer’s broadened affairs with hypnotic muffins.
When you turn off your light to go to sleep, that moment when you feel the eyes of something more... ...it is there... ...The CAT
by Undead Banana Cake August 16, 2013
Get the Catmug.