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"Cat: one hell of a nice animal, frequently mistaken for a meatloaf." B. Kliban
The most excellent illustrator B. Kliban could draw cartoon cats, realistic cats, and most especially cats that resembled a meatloaf. He knew cats, and cats knew him.
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A piece of fluff that constantly scritches you as you walk by. It also bites you to eat your juicy flesh. They bankrupt you by etting the treats. They have many fluffs so they say goodbye to their fluffs and drop the fluffs as they lay on your $100 couch that they scratched.
Stop scratching me, Fluffy! Bad Cat! OUCH. I SAID STOP!
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Cute little intelligent creature, will be your best friend unless you do something to upset her. When you see her you will be unable to take your eyes off how graceful she is. If backed into a corner she will attack and she never forgets if you have wronged her in any way. Her sharp claws and almost vampyre like teeth can be deadly.
That Cat is a beauty. My cat scratched me badly. My cat Lucy gives me kisses.
by Catlovertoo February 05, 2010
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A cat is an animal that is smaller than most dogs, and bigger than most rat-dogs. They are either sweet, angelic, playful creatures or a demonic, punk-ass bitches. They have pointy ears and large eyes. They usually meow to communicate with their owners. Their noses have a distinct ridge pattern on them, like a humans fingerprint.
Cat-Person: I love cats! Theyre so cute and fluf-
Dog-Person: Go to hell.
by BadgerTheCat January 15, 2018
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The most special thing the universe has gifted humanity with.

The superior life-form.

Cats are life, cats are everything.
Cats are playful, fluffy and love cuddles, plus they're really funny and clever! But you still gotta give them personal space, or you will end up without an eye (exaggeration), treat them right and you'll have a lovely, smart companion for life!!
A: OMFG IT'S A CAT
B: OH MY GOSH IT'S SO CUTE.
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