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ISP Cartel

1. An illegal group of communications companies hellbent on pricefixing and keeping the United States and in extension, other parts of the world in the stone age, while Asia enjoys extremely high speeds due to government control or a pure market economy with no possibility of lobbying. This Cartel is composed of Verizon, Comcast, ATT, CableVision, TimeWarner, and TMobile, which throught ATT, encompass all Canadian carriers and through Tmobile, intermingle all European carriers.
Man that ISP Cartel raised rates system wide again....I wish I lived in Hong Kong, where for $20 you get a Gigabit Symmetrical.
by shdwsclan May 22, 2009
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Shit Carters Hat

In the days before modern plumbing the Night Soil Man (shit carter) would pay weekly visits to one's home to collect the sewage receptacle (large metal can) and leave an empty one. This service was usually arranged by the local government authority (the council). As the can was large and heavy the shit carter would often place the can on his head, in order to take it back to the shit truck. To make this task more comfortable he would wear a padded hat. The hat would, over a short period of time, become very flat on top due to the weight of the load.
"Strewth mate, the surf today is as flat as a shit carters hat."
by Wasim Ranamadruta August 31, 2012
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Reggie Carter

Reggie Carter, Reggie, That's my brother!
by Heisenbergpoop May 26, 2021
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Balls a la carte

When you only take your balls out of the front slit of your underwear
To get a good laugh out of my women I showed her balls a la carte
by notRileynotMir May 5, 2020
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drug cartels

An illegal organization that controls production, wholesale and to a lesser extent distrubtes illegal drugs to street pushers. Biggest drug cartels by nationality in the US are Mexican followed by Colombians and Dominicans.

Colombians don't really push inside the US as of today. They have a liason with the Dominican groups, which their areas of operations are north eastern states and to a lesser degree the south, that whoesale and distriubte on the behalf of the Colombians. Mexicans are by far the largest out of the 3 main groups and have basically the rest of the US.

Worldwide, the Colombians are considered the largest.
Some drug cartels are sloppy others are organized.
by toohotglock January 12, 2007
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Pulling a Spic cartel

When you kidnap the most ghetto thug from America to Mexico and hold him hostage for 2 years straight for no reason and give him a bogus ass spic punishment for no reason and then take credit for all the dead bodies he left behind in Mexico after his visit because you feared Mexico's reputation of how many dead spics were left cuz it made you look retarded and made it look like you had no idea what you were doing.
person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!

Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.

Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.

Me: Thats what I call pulling a Spic cartel.
by The ONLY devil 😈 December 6, 2021
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Pulling a spic cartel

When you kidnap the most ghetto thug from America to Mexico and hold him hostage for 2 years straight for no reason and give him a bogus ass spic punishment for no reason and then take credit for all the dead bodies he left behind in Mexico after his visit because you feared Mexico's reputation of how many dead spics were left cuz it made you look retarded and made it look like you had no idea what you were doing.
person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!

Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.

Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.

Everyone: Thats what I call pulling a spic cartel.

El chapo: I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .
by The ONLY devil 😈 December 6, 2021
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