Cadaver Snatch

The rotten pocket where the perineum used to be on troons, made from the foreskins and colons of dead bodies.

"Can you smell that? It's like sardines and yeast. That's Jonathan's cadaver snatch"

by Harry Brown and Earl August 22, 2025

Cadaver

An offensive name to describe an old person

The cadaver is walking too slow and taking too long.

by Slider135 October 14, 2021

Cadaver

If you're name is Cadaver...You are hot. You are a bit of a control freak with literally everything. You get anxious a lot, but you still have confidence that inspires and radiates hotness. You are very loyal, and you are that silent mysterious type with trauma that is somehow sexually arousing to literally everyone. Last but not least.... You have big boobies. Whether you are a man, women, or something else. You have big boobs, there are no exceptions

"wow I never realized how big Cadaver's boobs are."

by Mr.Mcbuttface June 2, 2023

Cadavering

Taking the action of lazyness to the realm of being of no use, practically dead to the world and not giving a fuck about it.

Oh, I'm just cadavering around.

by Two realmy me February 15, 2022

Cadaver

Someone who is oblious to their surroundings, acting either like they are dead inside, a robot or just completely in another world. It could be a cause of the way they act, dress, speak or think.

"Bro, did you see John today?"
"Yeah bro, he's such a cadaver"

by JD Vance November 22, 2024