A person that smells like cheese and mayonaise and is often found licking mayonaise off of peoples discarded food. Also they have a small penis.
by Zarshan the sun conquerer December 24, 2010
Get the Croatianmug. The long lost links to humans, not entirely humans yet, not apes all that much. Usually prefer following others into wars, like Hitler. Also, they like pretending that they are actually brave and strong.
P1: Look at that monkey, acting all Croatian.
P2: Nah brah, that's the long lost link.
P1: Woah! It looked almost human!
P2: Nah brah, that's the long lost link.
P1: Woah! It looked almost human!
by Firty Ducker May 15, 2016
Get the croatianmug. by Joemannn April 30, 2016
Get the Croatian Sensationmug. There goes Tomislav again. He has a foot long Eastern European Croatian Cock! Tomislav pounded her so hard that she couldn't walk for a week.
by Luck of the Irish January 18, 2017
Get the croatian cockmug. An act of fingering someone's asshole while shaking his/her hand. National custom in some parts of Croatia, practically legal. By the decision of Gospic county court, regarding a rape case where one Croatian tycoon anally assaulted American basketball player Ilesha Jarret, an act of forced anal fingering is considered the same as handshaking.
by 01000011 November 4, 2021
Get the Croatian handshakemug. A Croatian Prince is a smart, educated, well built young man who looks to his future as a king. He is athletic, charming and respected by all man kind. Girls want to be his bride. He is a business minded guy who makes plenty of money, drives expensive cars and gives often to help the less fortunate.
by D Shark M December 18, 2010
Get the Croatian Princemug. by Croatian76 February 19, 2008
Get the Croatian Sensationmug.