CMS

Cost Minimizing Strategy, sometimes can refer to Cost Maximizing Strategy, but mostly for minimizing.

I love CMS. It explains so much of economics.

by twinkiesforlife November 20, 2009

CMS

Chronic Masturbation Syndrome-Having and giving into the urge of masturbating all the tiimmmeeee until its to the point of it being unhealthy.

Brian u have cms. theres no excuse for having a jizz carpet in your den nd white stains on your computer chair cmon dude.Brian: NO I DONT U GUYS R SO GAY. Look you need help and if its an intervention that you need tthats what its ganna have to be because brian theres always help.

by ian buff March 24, 2010

cM

child Molester, one who prays on the innocent and weak, especially little boys under the age of eight. Drives a window-less van with duel sliding doors.

Little Johnny was walking home from school when he was abducted and molested by a cM that offered him candy.

by valor November 11, 2003

CMS

Columbian Messianic Society. An independent black and white comic. CMS gained instant fame from legal troubles over unauthorized use of the images of JonBenet Ramsey and John Walker Lindh.

Mentally unstable people seem to really enjoy that comic book CMS.

by Throbbing Monster February 11, 2009

CMS

a place regarded in various religions as a spiritual realm of evil and suffering, often traditionally depicted as a place of perpetual fire beneath the earth where the wicked are punished after death.

I have spent 3 years suffering in CMS...

by shaomethemoney January 10, 2018

CMS

Though regarded by professionals as superior to CASHS, the students know that's not true.

CMS IS TRASSSSHHHH

by TennisPlayer69 June 9, 2021

cms

Chronic Masturbation Syndrome
illegal in over 4 countries.

Nick had a bad case of CMS after returning from band camp.
I'm sorry to tell you this scooby, but you and shaggy have CMS.

by icanswim December 28, 2005