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The Carnival 

Its like a theme-park minus the health regulations, and ride regulations, and safety. But all the fun.
I want to come as close to dieing as possible. Let's go to the Carnival
The Carnival by Baron S. July 2, 2009

Carnival Triumph

A ship in which every deck is a poop deck.
Guy 1: My wife and I took a cruise on the Carnival Triumph last summer.
Guy 2: How was it?
Guy 1: We had to shower for a week after returning.
Carnival Triumph by In Amber Clad February 15, 2013

Carnival Penis Effect 

Every time a Clown gets a hard-on while in a clown car packed full of other clowns. The Clown's boner then causes all the other clowns to receive erections. This causes the process of leaving the car to take a longer time, and sometimes scars some children as they see clowns with boners sticking out of their funny clown pants.
Slappy the Clown: "Hey Little Timmy wanna see a balloon animal"
Little Timmy: "Yes Please"
Morgan Freeman; "That is known as the Carnival Penis Effect"
Carnival Penis Effect by SlappyNuts February 22, 2014

crotch carnival 

a sex orgy involving multiple partners and a festive atmosphere.
I walked by Ms. Jenkins' house the other night, and through the window I saw a big, raunchy Crotch Carnival going on inside!
crotch carnival by Shit_4_Brains September 3, 2007

carnival penis 

"Wow. Come over more! You've got such a carnival penis!"

Carnival Urinal 

A urinal that someone pisses all over, including all over the rim, and outside of the stall. It's just like someone trying to fill a clown's mouth and pop a baloon at the fair.
Today I used a carnival urinal and realized I was standing in a puddle of human lemonade.